January 2010
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What’s your dream car?
ferrari… vroom! vroom!
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Sa tingin mo, sino kaya yang nagtatanong sa iyo kung ikaw ba ay fucking virgin or fucking handsome? HAHAHA!
hinala ko isa xang tao… pero malay mo isa xa sa mga alagad ng mananakop ng planet nemic na inatasang pagmatyagan ang mga nilalang sa planet earth.. lalo na ako… kung handa na ba sila sa pangalawang yugto ng kanilang buhay tao…
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nagbilang bigla si pinsan... O.o
Awhile ago, just minutes before breakfast, I was sitting in our sala while playing with my puppy, Tara. My cousin suddenly came out of nowhere and started counting from 7 to 1...
insan: 7... 6... 5... 4...
ako: (in my mind) Na flip na man ning bataa ni... (This kid's gone nuts...)
insan: 3... 2... 1...
microwave: *teet* *teet* *teet* *teet* *teet* (alarm ng microwave oven namin... =D)
ako: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA *roflmao*... peste! Abi nako onsa! Microwave man di.ay imong ginabilangan... HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Peste! I thought you were going nuts... You were counting down with the microwave pala..)
insan: O.o
Kalimutan? Baket man!?
Last night also, my cousin suddenly talked to me about when I grow up and be rich and bigtime and all that...
insan: Huie Ba! (Hey, Ba!) (yes, she calls me Ba... Short for taba.. =D)
ako: ha!? Unsa man? (Huh!? What!?)
insan: Pag dako na gani ka... (Whe you grow up)
ako: dako na man ko daan.. (I'm big already...)
insan: dili ba... pag dako na ka ba onya dato na parehas kang ate An-an... (not that... when you grow up and become rich just like ate An-an...)
ako: ahw lol... Unsa man? (ahw lol... What?)
insan: Ayaw ko kalimti ha...(don't forget me, huh!?)
ako: HA!? ONSA!? MAMATAY NA DI.AY KA!? O.o (HA!? WHAT!? WHY!? ARE YOU GONNA DIE!?)
insan: dili oi! gagu! ayaw lang ko kalimti ba... kanang hatagi ko'g mga onsa ba diha... (Not that, moron! just don't forget me... like give me stuff... you know!?)
ako: Ahw... kato ra man di.ay.. abi nako'g mamatay ka... hahhaahha... :D tagaan ta kag iPhone.. kay ma face-out na na xa pag naa na koy trabaho.. =D (Ahw.. I thought you were gonna die. I'll give you an iPhone... by the time I'll get a job, that'd be faced-out... =D)
insan: O.o
Anu daw!? O.o
Last night, at my sister's bday celebration (kahit ngayon talaga ang bday niya), well... actually, it was after the bday celebration, my cousin and I talked about how to upload photos on facebook ('cause she's new on FB)... everything went well until she started speaking gay...
insan: gi splook soken ng frend soken na naa koy fotos sa akong FB ba! Ana soken na "Unsa? Unsang fotos oi!? Was pa me fotos FB!"... "Soken gud tong naa mo sa beach oi! Mega kaau ka didto, bayet! Apil pa shades"... (she went on and on and on and on... I didn't really understand... I was starting to giggle... then she said something about boys and stuff)
insan: naay mga kekeroo... basta gwafo, mag splook me og "Bayet! Juan o! kekeroo! nag jotogs man and jotens ana oi!"..
ako: O.o FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! (sabay nag crack ng sobrang-sobra!!! hahahaa... )
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agsboo:
wapolz05:
agsboo:
wapolz05:
do you think you fucking handsome?
aynaku lynne, stops na yan *fucking na word na yan.. bad na yan ha… hindi ko alam kung handsomes ako.. pero cguro pag pumayat ako.. :D
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ui rap! amaw, wala ko gagamit ana na word ui. seldom lang au.
so hindi ikaw ang naga ask niyan!? O.o edi sino!?
nuh-oh. once lng ko ng ask nimo. katong bakit…idk...
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agsboo:
wapolz05:
do you think you fucking handsome?
aynaku lynne, stops na yan *fucking na word na yan.. bad na yan ha… hindi ko alam kung handsomes ako.. pero cguro pag pumayat ako.. :D
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ui rap! amaw, wala ko gagamit ana na word ui. seldom lang au.
so hindi ikaw ang naga ask niyan!? O.o edi sino!?
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do you think you fucking handsome?
aynaku lynne, stops na yan *fucking na word na yan.. bad na yan ha… hindi ko alam kung handsomes ako.. pero cguro pag pumayat ako.. :D
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agsboo:
wapolz05:
bakit? ano? saan? paano? kailan?
kasi! ang alin! doon! kanina!
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rap, u answered my question very well. clap clap. clap for u. haha!
ikaw pala nag ask niyan!? O.o lolz.. kala ko kung cno.. :D meron kasing naga ask sa akin ng mga kabastusan… gaya ng… “are you still a fucking virgin?”
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Bakit maalat ang itlog na maalat?
kasi nagtataglay ito ng makapangyarihang bulalakaw na galing sa planet nemic na balang araw ay sasakop sa ating mundo at gagawin tayong sex slaves… at puro sila pussies..
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bakit?
ano?
saan?
paano?
kailan?
kasi! ang alin! doon! kanina!
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lollirawr:
There are three leaves in a tree… one fell… why?
HAAAAAY, FIRST QUESTION :) Deciduous trees drop their leaves in order to survive the harsh conditions of winter. Stems, twigs, and buds are equipped to survive extreme cold. Tender leaf tissues however, would freeze in winter, so plants must either protect their leaves or shed them. In other words, THE TREE DOESN’T LIKE THAT LEAF? So...
Lakas tama!
Anlakas pala ng tama ng El Cuervo pag maramihan mong nainom… >.<
Amf!
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are you still a fucking virgin?
yes, I’m still a fucking virgin…
fuckish lageh to na tanong!?
Fuck oi!!!
ahw…
sino ba naman tong nagtatanong ng mga ganito… nakakatakot… >.<
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bakit ka guilty noong inakala mong buntis si nice..
herc, ikaw ba yan!? O.o
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“Without you, life would be a mistake.”
– (via kamensentai)
in love?
JUST SAY IT!!!
agsboo:
wapolz05:
I just don’t know what to say about these two lovebird friends of mine. But, I can tell that they really do like each other; It’s just that they are not officially on yet. Oh how I wish to witness their relationship be legit. Hmm…
Pero kanina lang, nag HHT (heart-to-Heart-talk) kami ni guy. (Xet. heart-to-heart talk. kabading ng word… eh sa wala na akong ibang maisip?)
He...
“What I really want to know from the Presidential Candidates is this: who will...”
– Gang Badoy, Rock Ed Radio. 29 January, 2010. (via gangbadoy) (via saabmagalona) (via pinoytumblr)
